http://www.indiedb.com/games/stuntcaronline

That’s where you can go for all the latest news and info about the game. Thanks for your time, much love, Kiss Kiss.

Hi Everyone, Just a quick update to say that Stunt Car Online is now ONLINE

You MUST register for the forums before you can log in, (this is a temporary measure whilst I check the server loads and the global hiscore table system)

Hope you like it, you can read more info about it here.

Well, well, well… I’ve finally gone and done it.. I’ve finally gone and put my money where my mouth is and made a game.

Ladies and Gentlemen, without further ado, I present….

Stunt Car Online

A game written completely by yours truly, a game that’s so epic in scale that here’s what a lot of famous “people in the know” said about it.

Johnathon “Braid” Blow – “Eh? What? Oh that cunt that thinks Braid is rubbish? He’s made a computer game? Does it have shitty car salesmen in it? No? Shit story line? No? – Sounds fucking shit”.

Peter Molypoo -“Well lick my nipples and call me Timothy, The LEGEND that is ScrewYouHippy has gone and made a game eh? Well BUM MY FIST… I don’t believe it. Can you influence people in it by tickling their bum hole? No? Well FUCK, sounds fucking toss to me.”

Cliffy “Becoming Marcus Fenix” B – That shit dick has made a game? Bet it sucks cock, YEAHHHHH

And as you can see, by the raptuous reception it’s getting from it’s peers, you REALLY should go and check it out. (Of course, you can’t yet, because it’s not available to play yet, but once it does, you can go and play it here

It has a GLOBAL LEADERBOARD as well as ONLINE FUCKING MULTIPLAYER… Yes indeed it does. Isn’t that great?

Here’s a video of it kicking the living shit out of Braid

Any edge editors reading, I’ve written a review you can copy and paste into your rag magazine

“Dear Reader,
This fucking ROX.
10/10″

Thanks all – Go and check it out, (oh, and by the way, if you register for the forums, you’ll get early access to the playable game. (Which is a matter of days away) – as you’ll need to be able to log in, it uses your forum username and password because I linked the two…

On a serious note, if everyone could do me the great honour of visiting the website and maybe clicking on the facebook “Like” button – that would endear me greatly.