Iphone post

I just realised..

I feel sorry for electric devices flashing their happy red ‘I’ve completed my task!’ bulb before I go to bed and I don’t show any great enthusiasim.

I’ve come to believe all celebrities are pathologically unhinged, mainly because they actually believe they are different to you and I.

I see now that face book should be renamed stalkbook. It’s creepy thinking people I barely know, know exactly what I’m doing – to exact my revenge I secretly check up on them.

I’ve dreamed of being an author for years, like everyone else, I’m just not sure which story to tell, maybe I should just write it all down.

I can have a spark of brilliance so bright that it takes years to fade, but as I try and remember the brilliance, it slowly fades to nothing. And when it’s gone I sadly tell people about it but don’t remember why it’s brilliant.

I start tasks knowing I’ll never finish them, and yet my own job is about assigning people tasks and expecting them finished on time.

My driving is the most irratic thing in my life but I could drive my everyday route blind folded.

I’ve just come to realise PicPic IS the greatest game ever.

I’ve made ScrewYouHippy generate an Iphone tag now.. So if you’re sensible enough to add screw you hippy to your Iphone home panel (go ooon, you know you want to) – It’ll now have an Icon randomly generated when you book mark it..

Here’s a picture of my Iphone home screen.. (Don’t ask me how I took it)

Reason enough to try it really… (and I’ll be checking)

(If anyone is wondering how I’ve done this magical deed. Simply check out this post for the background, I’ve just told it save the right file some place magical)

Edit: If you press your “Home” and “Sleep” button at the same time in the Iphone it takes a screenshot and then saves it to your photo’s folder. And then you can e-mail it your desktop. And then you can remember just how fucking cool this bit of kit is…

Yes, I’m afraid I’ve become a hippy like apple loving twat. I love it

Well well. Who would have had thought that the iphone is actually quite good. although I can’t see me writing war and bloody peace with the sucker. Apart from that, it is a very impressive bit of kit