Alright, Alright, DeathTank is 1200 fucking MSP points, We get it, stop bleating on about it that you’re not going to buy it because you’re a prize cock.

For those who are completely incapable of grasping reality, I’m going to break it down a little bit.

With the possible exceptions of Unreal Tournament, Turbo Sliders and one or two others, Death Tank is the greatest multiplayer game of all time. I’d put it in my top ten list of games ever, not just multiplayer, in games ever

Now, the original dude, Ezra, has re-written it, put multiplayer in it, team modes, Bots, voice comms and all sorts of other stuff, and people…

People…

PEOPLE..

Won’t spend £10.20 on the game? – Or $15 on it? – Now, admittedly, this could be considered a lot of money if you’re a pikey fucker who has no money, but it really isn’t when you think about how much fun this game is. – Seriously, a single 20 round match is worth a quid.

Anyway, that’s not the major annoyance. The major fucking annoyance is these retards who post in the comments “I’d have it at 800 points but NO WAY at 1200 points”

Not only does everyone feel they need to say exactly the fucking same thing, but not one person has considered that the difference between 800 points and 1200 points is £3.40

Seriously, I’ve fallen over in the street and more than £3.40 has fallen out of my pocket. I swear, my couch has at least double this amount in it.

So wait, you’re not going to buy, probably, one of the greatest multiplayer games on earth because of a lousy £3.40? – Good, I don’t want to play you fucking retarded peasants online anyway.

Cocksuckers.

And another thing that fucks me right off is this…

I'll pass and just download some more songs. [ for Guitar Hero or Rock Band ]

So, you won’t buy Deathtank because of 3.40, but you’ll go and spend 1.36 on a single song in Rock Band or Guitar Hero?

1.36 for three to five minutes of repeatative button presses in a game that is so fundamentally menial that calling it a “game” is borderline rape.

So, you’ll buy more than one of these “songs” for more than 3.40? What’s that? You’ll fill Activisions pockets who are (and I do seriously mean ARE) laughing at you because you’re fucking suckers?

You’ll buy a game with so little content that they have to spam the marketplace and playstation networks with INDIVIDUAL SONGS that cost £1.36 each – yet you won’t spend 10 quid on the greatest game ever.

Whats that? You bought a piece of plastic and think it’s a real fucking guitar because you once harboured dreams of being in a band, but reality caught up with you because you realised you’re a fucking FAT HANDED TWAT who can’t play a musical instrument, so now you’d prefer to fucking pretend instead, in front of a TV. demonstrating that you can’t play music, but can press buttons in a pre-determined pattern, if you practice enough

I was once told “you don’t get it” when it comes to Guitar Hero, and you know what? They were right, I don’t get it. I don’t get how no-one is fucking laughing…

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT GAMES PEOPLE IRRITATE ME.