Man buys lottery ticket, dies, wins… Bet this happens to me…

6/1/2009 in Well I didn't expect that by Chris | 2 comments

Some dude has gone and carked it with a winning lottery ticket in his back pocket, and how his poor old wife is 10m better off.

I was enjoying the whole ironic side of things but then I realized I didn’t want to be like Alanis fucking Morissette and not understand what the word “ironic” means and just use the base example. Oh no, not me, I’d much prefer to spend twenty minutes looking on Wikipedia for definitions and examples of irony and then coming to my own conclusion after speed reading an article that I believe the case above is a good old fucking case of cosmic irony.

Also, I was enjoying reading the article until i reach this quote:-

“I’ve always wanted a Corvette, but I don’t think I’ll buy one. I’ll stick to a small car”

That kind of idiocy makes me seethe with unfettered rage.

P.s – In an “effort” to make SYH a bit more like every other website on the fucking planet, I now aim to post a silly picture like the one above in Every… Single… Post…. (Apart from the ones that I put on by iphone…)

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6/1/2009 at 3:26 pm

coxy

Hurrah! I put an image before every single blog post ever in the history of the web ever, but mine are more relevant than yours… I fail to see where the train comes into the story.

Maybe you should’ve taken a leaf out of poor-but-rich widow Charlotte Peters’ book and “go home and sit and think.”

6/1/2009 at 4:37 pm

Chris

Well now, I’d hardly say it’s not relevant.

As it’s what I want to do to Charlotte Peters (who is supposedly the woman holding up the cheque)

Perhaps I should photoshop my grinning maniac face into the train drivers window.